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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.一天,一只狐狸在森林里散步,遇到了一只兔子。兔子好奇地问:“狐狸老兄,你的尾巴怎么那么蓬松啊?”狐狸得意地回答:“那是我用自己的智慧和狡猾打造的!你看,我的尾巴毛茸茸的,就像一件漂亮的披风!”兔子笑了笑,说:“那你有没有想过,如果你遇到一只熊,你的尾巴可能就成了它的披风?”

2.一天,一只刺猬在草地上晒太阳。一只兔子好奇地走过来问:“刺猬老兄,你的身上怎么那么多刺啊?”刺猬得意地回答:“那是我为了保护自己而进化出来的!你看,我的刺多么锋利,没有动物敢靠近我!”兔子想了想,说:“那你遇到我们兔子怎么办?我们也有锋利的爪子啊!”

3.一天,一只大象在河边喝水。一只猴子好奇地走过来问:“大象老兄,你的鼻子怎么那么长啊?”大象得意地回答:“那是我为了适应环境而进化出来的!你看,我的鼻子多么灵活,可以用来喝水、吸尘、甚至抓取物品!”猴子笑了笑,说:“那你遇到我们猴子怎么办?我们也有灵活的手臂啊!”

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