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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、打电话给妈妈,她说越发觉得自己老了。
我问:“那你想不想回到几年前的感觉?”
她叹气道:“想是想,但不太可能喽!”
“那有什么难的,看我的!”
我挂断电话又拨了过去,吞吞吐吐地说,“妈,我没钱了,给我打点生活费吧。”

2、早上给闺女收拾收拾上学,出门前我感觉外面风特别大,就把我身上的棉袄包在闺女身上,以防路上冷。
闺女感动的看着穿着单薄的我说:妈妈,那你冷不冷啊?
我连忙说了几句母爱伟大无私的话,然后转身钻进被窝,对她爸大喊:别磨蹭了,快去送孩子吧!

3、今天回家,妈妈就急着问我问我怎么和女友分手了,我语气沉重的和她说了我的悲惨经历后。
她语重心长的叹口气说:“你也不是什么好东西,我要是那个女的我也不跟你。”

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